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**Policy News**The Sports Reporting Bureau of the DOH Center's Institute for Repetitive Redundancy recently issued a report showing that America is falling behind in the critical sector of vapid and irrelevant news. Bureau Chief Esperanza Salvatore Pena Natatacion will soon be speaking before Congress to request more funding for 24 hour Sports and Entertainment news channels.CharterThe DOH Center is a US-based Not-For-Profit chartered with the meta-study of practical abstract phenomena using a rigorous and highly detailed method.OrganizationThe DOH Center is divided into several semi-autonomous Institutes. Each Institute is allowed to direct its own research and the whole acts as a sort of research commune. In this commune, the head of each Institute takes it in turn to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all decisions of that officer must be ratified by a 2/3rds majority, in the case of budgetary affairs or a simple majority in the case of purely administrative affairs.The entire Center is governed by a set of officers of the bored of directors. OfficesThe main offices of the DOH Center have recently been established on prime real estate in the heart of the nation's capital on "J" street. Finding real estate on J street is considered impossible, but no obstacle is too great for the DOH Center, which seeks to be at the heart of decision making in the U.S. |
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